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29 September 2009
nur
Matematika Kelas 12

 

Terima Kasih. tolong beri tahu aku jawabannya ya... thanks y... 

c).kurva y=-x2+2x;smbu x dan garis x=5

b).x=-y2+y+6;smbu y,grs y=-4 dan y=5.

a).x-4y+4=0;smbu x dan garis x=-8 dan x=6.

1.gambarkanlah luas daerah yang dibatasi oleh :

Suki ... silahkan belajar bareng Gasil. Soal dari Gasil mirip dengan soal dari Suki. Ada sedikit perbedaan pada batas-batas integrasinya. Kami kirim jawaban untuk soal dari Gasil .   Selamat belajar.... lampiran

Dra. Ida Lydiati, MM 1 Oktober 2009 0:0


29 September 2009
saddam
Bahasa Inggris Kelas 12

tolong dong buatin 2 contoh spoof min 3 paragraf

dan juga tolong buatin 5 contoh pg dari masing" spoof

please!!!! 

ditunggu nanti malam ya, bsk dah dikumpulin

thanks.............

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
(Taken from: www.rd.com/)

 

 

There was a man who liked money very much. He worked all of his life and wanted to save all of his money for his own future. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything.
Even, just before he died, he said to his wife; "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he asked his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day, he really died. Then he was stretched out in the casket. The wife was sitting there in black clothes next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"
She had a box in her hands. She came over with the box and placed it in the casket. After that the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Not long after that, her friend said, "I hope you were not crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."
The wife turned to her friend and replied; "Yes, because I have promised." Then she continued; "I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." Feeling shocked, her friend said; "You mean that you have put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" Then the wife answered; "Surely I did. I got it all together, put all the money into my account and I just wrote him a check."
(Re-written from www.onlyfunnystories.com

 

 

 

The Zoo Job Story
One day a clown was visiting the zoo and attempted to earn some money by making a street performance. He acted and mimed perfectly some animal acts. As soon as he started to drive a crowd, a zoo keeper grabbed him and dragged him into his office. The zoo keeper explained to the clown that the zoo's most popular gorilla had died suddenly and the keeper was fear that attendance at the zoo would fall off. So he offered the clown a job to dress up as the gorilla until the zoo could get another one. The clown accepted this great opportunity.
So the next morning the clown put on the gorilla suit and entered the cage before the crowd came. He felt that it was a great job. He could sleep all he wanted, played and made fun of people and he drove bigger crowds than he ever did as a clown. He pretended the gorilla successfully.
However, eventually the crowds were tired of him for just swinging on tires. He began to notice that the people were paying more attention to the lion in the next cage. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he decided to make a spectacular performance. He climbed to the top of his cage, crawled across a partition, and dangled from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this made the lion furious, but the crowd people loved it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper came and gave him a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this went on for some time, he kept taunting the lion, the audience crowd grew a larger, and his salary kept going up. Then one terrible day happened. When he was dangling over the furious lion, he slipped and fell into the lion cage. The clown was really in big terrible situation. He was terrified.
Sooner the lion gathered itself and prepared to pounce. The clown was so scared. He could do nothing and he began to run round and round the cage with the lion close and closer behind. Finally, the lion could catch him. The clown started screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion was quick and pounces. The clown soon found himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and suddenly he heard a voice from the lion’s mouth;"Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?".

(Re-written and simplified from www.onlyfunnystories.com)

 

 

Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency.

Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office.

“It must be my first customer” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country.

The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephone”

 

 

The king wanted to test Abu Nawas’ smartness. So he invited Abu Nawas to the palace. “You want me, your Majesty?” greeted Abu Nawas. “Yes, you have fooled me three times and that’s too much. I want you to leave the country. Otherwise you will have to go to jail” said the king. “If that is what you want, I will do what you said” said Abu Nawas sadly. Then “Remember, from tomorrow you may not step on the ground of this country anymore” the king said seriously. Then Abu nawas left the king palace sadly.

The following morning the king ordered his two guards to go to Abu Nawas’ house. The guards were very surprised found Abu Nawas still in his house. He had not left the country yet. Instead leaving the country, Abu Nawas was swimming in small pool in front of his house. “Hey Abu Nawas, why haven’t you left this country yet? The king ordered you not to step on the ground of this country anymore, didn’t he?” said the guards. “Sure he did” answered Abu Nawas calmly. “But look at me! Do I step on the ground of this country? No, I do not step on the ground. I am swimming on the water” continued Abu Nawas.

The guards were not able to argue with Abu Nawas so they left Abu Nawas’ house and went back to the palace. The guards reported what they had seen to the king. The king was curious on Abu Nawas’ excuse not to leave the country. Therefore the king ordered his guard to call Abu Nawas to come to the palace.

Abu Nawas came to the palace on stilts. The king wondered and said “Abu, I will surely punish you because you haven’t done what I have said. You have not left this country”. The King continued “And now, look at you. You walk on stilts like a child. Are you crazy? The king pretended to be furious.

“I remember exactly what you said, Your Majesty” Abu Nawas answered calmly. “This morning I took a bath in the small pool in my house so that I had not to step on the ground. And since yesterday, I have been walking on this stilts. So you see, Your Majesty, I do not step on the ground of this country”. The king was not able to say anything.
(Adapted from S. Harianto’s Abu Nawas and King Aaron)

 

One day Nasreddin had been invited to the dinner party. He went to the party by wearing old clothes.

When he arrived in the party, nobody looked at him and nobody gave him a seat. He got no food in the party so he went home and change his clothes

Next he put on his best clothes. He wore his newest coat and went to the party again. The host at once got up and came to meet him. The host offered him the best table and gave him a good seat and served him the best food

Nasreddin sat and put off his coat. He put his coat and said; “Eat the food, Coat!” the hosts and guests were very surprised and asked Nareddin; “What are doing?” Nasreddin replied calmly; “When I came here with my old clothes, nobody looked at me. Then I went home and put on my best clothes. I came back in my newest coat and you all give me this best food and drink. So, you give food to my coat instead of me”. Getting Nasreddin's answer, they just shook the head.

 

 

Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; "What should I do?" The policeman replied; "Take it to the zoo!".
The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; "Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn't you take it to the zoo?" The man replied; "I certainly did. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie".

 

 

 

 


Operator 1 Oktober 2009 0:0

29 September 2009
YESSICA
Bahasa Inggris Kelas 12

pak buatin short conversation tentang blaming, apologizing n complaint y pakkk... plis blz skarang y pakkk... qu mohon

silakan anda buat sendiri pasti bagus hasilnya. klik www.Ee-fan.blogspot.com
Operator 1 Oktober 2009 0:0


28 September 2009
leesa
Matematika Kelas 10

a) sederhanakan soal berikut: akar dari (x.3√(x.√x))(3√(x.4√x)+√x)

b)jika 22x+2-2x=23 maka *)2x+2-x

                                      *)24x+2-4x ?

c)akar (2+akar3 )

penyelesaian dari soal diatas bagaimana....

tolong di bahas

Leesya... pelajari jawaban dari kami, kalau masih ada yang belum jelas: tanyakan lagi ke kami. Selamat belajar .... lampiran

Dra. Ida Lydiati, MM 1 Oktober 2009 0:0


27 September 2009
desi malinda
Bahasa Inggris Kelas 11

kak saya minta contoh dialog giving advice yang singkat ja dong kak

lok bisa hari ni juga al-a penting ni kak.

terima kasih 

Kata-kata yang sering digunakan untuk memberikan nasihat antara lain:
You’d better….
You ought to ….
You must…
You should….
You have to…

kalo kamu bikin sendiri pasti lebih bagus


Operator 1 Oktober 2009 0:0

27 September 2009
afghan
Matematika Kelas 10

pak/bu tolong beri soal tentang akar

makasih

Kami kirimi e-book yang banyak memuat contoh soal tentang akar, ekponen dan logaritma. Selamat belajar... kalau masih ada kesulitan : kirim pertanyaan lagi ke kami ya ... lampiran

Dra. Ida Lydiati, MM 1 Oktober 2009 0:0


26 September 2009
vinny
Bahasa Inggris Kelas 11

knp,, ko bhasa inggris itu suLit di pahami.

padahaL saya dah niat bLjar bhasa inggris dri sd.

sdh mngikuti Les tmbahan.

tppi ko gg ngerti" ia ?

cobalah belajar dari lagu lagu atau film 2 barat. Pelan pelan saja gak usah buru2.

carilah vocab 2 baru di kamus. selamat belaajar.


Operator 1 Oktober 2009 0:0

26 September 2009
motchie
Bahasa Inggris Kelas 11

tolong berikan contoh news item nya yach...

please... makasih

Malaysian Deputy Health Ministry urged every woman to carry a condom to protect against HIV, a news report said.
“This is not to debate them but to protect them. Women are the first ones to get exploited by their partners (whom are infected by HIV-positive)” Abdul Latiff Ahmad was quoted as saying by Sunday Star Newspaper. “But this just a suggestion, it’s up to them”.
Abdul latiff made remark to coincide with the International Aids Memorial day, which was celebrated openly for the first time in Malaysia, in bid to reduce stigma for HIV-victim. In the past the event was held behind closed door.
Last year, 745 Malaysian women were identified as HIV-positive and 193 were diagnosed with AIDS, he said in the report. Officials have said nearly 81000 Malaysian have been infected with HIV, less then 10 percent are woman, but the number is steadily rising.
Malaysian Aids Council president, Adeebah Kamarulzaman, was quoted as saying besides sex workers, many women who contract HIV are housewives, were infected unknowingly by their husbands. “It’s not that people don’t know that condoms can protect them. But there are some men who don’t care to take precaution, even though they know they have HIV” she said.

(Source The Jakarta Post, June 01, 2008)

Operator 1 Oktober 2009 0:0

25 September 2009
atik
Bahasa Inggris Kelas 11

kak, bsa tolong jelaskan tentang analytical exposition gag ???

Analytical Exposition Text

Definition of Analytical Exposition
Exposition is a text that elaborates the writer‘s idea about the phenomenon surrounding. Its social function is to persuade the reader that the idea is important matter.

Generic Structure of Analytical Exposition
1. Thesis: Introducing the topic and indicating the writer’s position
2. Arguments: Explaining the arguments to support the writer’s position
3. Reiteration: Restating the writer’s position

Language Features of Analytical Exposition
  • Using relational process
  • Using internal conjunction
  • Using causal conjunction
  • Using Simple Present Tense

Operator 1 Oktober 2009 0:0

30 September 2009
Matematika Kelas 7

a.  Akar 27  +  2 akar 243 - akar 81 - akar 225
b. Jika x=6 - 2 akar 5 dan y = 6 + 2 akar 5, tentukan nilai;
a. x kuadrat + y kuadrat b. 3x akar 5 + 3y akar 3

sederhanakan:

a. Akar dari (5 per 2 + akar 6)
b. AKAR dari (7 + 2 akar 2)

Rasionalkan:

a. 4 akar 2 - akar 3 per Akar 2 + akar 3
b. Akar 20 per 3 akar 24
c. 4 per akar 6 + akar 2


Hitunglah :

a. 32 pangkat 3/4 : 32 pangkat 1/4
b. Akar 4 dari 1 per 64

Sederhanakan dan nyatakan dlm bentuk baku:

( 3p pangkat 2 . q pangkat 2 per "r" pngkt 4) pangkat -1 : r
pangkat -3 per p pangkat 6.

Jawabnya lihat di file berikut ini. lampiran

Operator 30 September 2009 0:0


 

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